The Tate Gallery Beckons...
You know you've got too much time on your hands when you end up doing this. I have a curved scar on one hand which Mrs Bison drew a face around, so that the scar became the mouth. She then offered me the opportunity to make something creative out of a burn that she has on one of her hands (the result of terminal clumsiness and the inability safely to withdraw a pie from the oven).
This is what I came up with. Unlike my spouse I'm no artist, but it's not a bad effort by my usual standards. I like to call it "Vindaloo - The Morning After".
posted by Mr Bison at
11:15 AM
2 Comments:
I hope that was an indelible pen. That should raise a few eyebrows at the checkouts for at least a week.
Would be a conversation starter at the Parents' Evening too.
On reflection, since few people here will ever have experienced a curry, maybe I should have titled it "You Never Forget Your First Night In Prison"...
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