Busted

The Bison family was out for a walk in the sun today, at our local wildlife preserve, and we stopped at a convenient bench to watch fat people walk by. We could hear a group of men coming closer, and snatches of conversation carried towards us:

"When we were in England..."
"The food was terrible...{cue puking noises}..."
"It was awful weather..."
"That's why you find so many of them all over the world - they can't wait to get away from that dreadful little island."

As they strolled into view they greeted us with a cheery hello.

"Seems like someone don't like the English." I replied, in my very best Cockney Wanker accent.

"Oh no, we actually quite enjoyed it over there" they hastily back-pedaled. "Really. It was only the food. And the weather..."

Yeah, you pussies.

As they walked on down the hill we could clearly hear one of them mutter to another "Well, what were the odds of that..."

Busted.