For All The Good It Did...

You remember the old joke about the bloke whose doctor gives him a course of suppositories but is too embarrassed to tell him how to use them, so he just says they should be taken per rectum. The patient comes back two weeks later and when the doctor asks if the drugs helped, he responds "They were useless - for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse."

Well, I saw a Daily Mail headline today stating that bananas may be the key to stopping the spread of AIDS. My first thought was "Bananas - the new AIDS prevention device for homos. Simply just insert one in your arse prior to sexual relations and it will significantly reduce your chances of contraction."

They work best if combined with a sugar cube, apparently. Just slip one into your bum chum's shoe, and it will make him limp...