Indiana Nights

And while we're on the subject of Indiana, here's another thing: why are there so many "adult video" emporia lining the highway there? Maybe it's my imagination but all I could see along the side of the road was McDonalds and shops selling wanking material, all with big signs. I know this is small-town Indiana, but I wondered "surely there has to be a little more to life than masturbation, followed by a burger". Then I realized that the only other buildings in evidence were churches, and suddenly I understood. Compared to hanging out in church, rubbing yourself off and eating a Big Mac must seem like winning the lottery. Cheaper too...